The stork?

So expecting another little one is fodder for a lot of conversations with my kids. They are finally at an age where they realize that babies don't just magically show up (dang it...) so they've been asking lots of questions. On the way home last night, Paige asked how in the world the baby comes out your butt. I tried not to laugh and then gently explained that they don't come out of your butt. Well, then they wanted to know how it worked so I gave them a very brief but honest explanation of labor and delivery. Sarah piped up from the back and told me that her tummy is fat but it doesn't have a baby in it. Porter told me that he has to grow up and find a girl so he can get married and have babies. Paige chimed in that that is just how it works... you grow up, find someone to marry, and then a couple years later you are pregnant. Porter then responded that his wife would have to have the baby because boys can't. Paige replied, "No, boys can't have babies.....That's just unnatural!!"

Oh they crack me up!