Kid Funnies

While watching the 1967 Spiderman on Netflix:
Porter: Mom, see that guy, he's a villain. Know what's a villain?
Me: Yep, a bad guy.
Porter: Yep, a guy who doesn't listen to Jesus.

While 'reading' a Care Bears picture book:
Sarah: Mom, what bears eat?
Me: Love
Sarah: NO, SHERBERT!!!!!

While showing me a dead bug:
Sarah: Where's the bugga's mommy??
Me: I don't know. Where's your mama?
Sarah: Right dere (there with a d as she points to me)
Me: Are you sure?
Sarah: Positoony!

While loading up in the car, Sarah buckled her two baby dolls in the seat next to her, then proceeded to have the following conversation:
Sarah, as the baby doll: Thank you mommy.
Sarah, as the mommy: You're welcome honey.
Sarah, as the doll: I love you mommy.
Sarah, as the mommy: I love you too honey. (Kisses doll's forehead)